Hush Little Baby...My Version

Hush little baby, don't say a word

Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird.

If that mockingbird won't sing

Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring.

If that diamond ring don't shine

Mama's gonna buy you a bottle of wine.

If that bottle of wine tastes ick

Mama's gonna buy you a walking stick.

If that walking stick won't walk

Mama's gonna buy you a box of chalk.

If that box of chalk won't draw

Mama's gonna buy you a drinking straw.

If that drinking straw won't suck

Mama's gonna say...who gives a f$@^!